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How come my dumb brother gets the cool lamp?
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AnonymousGreenTea
7-19-01
So, what did you do today, you worthless lump?
Well, I watched TV and had lunch with my Mom, ...then, I watched TV some more. Oh, I did do my nails- thats something.
Really.
Well, yeah. I also... ate some Jelly Bellies.
Jesus tap-dancing Christ, you are hella-pathetic.
At least I didnt use the prefix 'hella'. Although I did write your lines, too.. crap.
AnonymousGreenTea's Comics
05/22/02 - ALSO NOT FUNNY!!!(or: cannot let go)
05/22/02 - I am such a bad person. Kill me.
05/22/02 - I need a hobby
05/06/02 - I AM A MORON
05/06/02 - I've never even really heard thier music
04/22/02 - maybe I am too desperate for friends
04/22/02 - Life is pointless, as am I
04/15/02 - Key Lime Pie is like Sex...
04/15/02 - pumpkin muffins
04/15/02 - I am a huge geek
04/09/02 - I never make sense. Ever.
04/09/02 - Badly done self-loathing
04/09/02 - Too lame to not make comics
04/06/02 - I Got a Tattoo! (...another one...)
04/06/02 - Forever and ever, best friends
03/29/02 - guilt-based comics=not funny
03/29/02 - I am so worthless and insecure
03/25/02 - Yay 4 Masochism
03/25/02 - But, I'm going to save it anyway
03/25/02 - We'll always have... the pain
03/25/02 - I am computer literate... shit
03/24/02 - like a motherfucking riot
03/21/02 - if it wasnt for daterape, I'd never get laid
03/21/02 - levitation by virtue of sucking
03/21/02 - Useless...
03/21/02 - eat shit and die, spring break
03/16/02 - no one cares, and no one ever will....
03/16/02 - too chatty in that last one, now we're floating
03/16/02 - My Dad's like, eight million years old
03/15/02 - it's been "I'll take the test next weekend" for months
03/15/02 - 'attached' /'connected' arent always interchangable
03/15/02 - In in my daydreams, I get rejected
03/15/02 - Yay breaking the law
03/15/02 - Coping Mechanisms/Precursor of Doom
03/15/02 - I meant to say 'totally expected'
03/15/02 - Also unfunny, and kinda evil
03/15/02 - A great start on a very unfunny trail
10/02/01 - A New Found Freedom!!
09/25/01 - More of the Same
09/25/01 - Venting? Or just being Evil? Yes.
09/25/01 - Oh, yeah. Truth everywhere.
09/25/01 - A New Start
09/07/01 - gravity=sucking, see?
09/06/01 - not like it would have mattered
08/30/01 - I wish I werent so alone in my sucking
08/30/01 - Blue Light Special on angst
08/27/01 - A new.... horizon? start? death? Yup, death.
08/19/01 - First, on the left. Then...
08/10/01 - The Bird Man of Alcatraz
08/02/01 - It's Never Going to Be Like This Again
07/22/01 - I'M IN THE MAJORITY!!
07/22/01 - Touching one's face alot is a feminine habit
07/22/01 - "Wheeha" is like "gag"
07/22/01 - Oh, yeah, its a laugh track alright.
07/22/01 - an e-crush? kill me.
07/21/01 - I agree with my assessment in the last panel
07/21/01 - I Used a ;
07/19/01 - The Rolling Saint
07/19/01 - How come my dumb brother gets the cool lamp?
07/19/01 - I confused acronym with anacronism
07/18/01 - DisnEy, you loser
07/18/01 - I just got cuffed again, I'm going to Disny Land
07/18/01 - It Took Five Seconds for Me to get Bored
07/13/01 - I am Doomed
07/12/01 - Another Unfunny Piece of My Boredom
07/11/01 - My Bad Taste: An Example: The Sklar Brothers
07/06/01 - Weep For Me. Tears of Blood.
07/03/01 - Thats What She Said
07/02/01 - Love my Best Friend
07/02/01 - Let's Hear it for Low Self Esteem
06/28/01 - the Field of Dreams gets Plowed Under
06/27/01 - people with no taste
06/26/01 - revenge of the dumbass
06/26/01 - Hate My LIFE
06/22/01 - Guess How Much I Suck? Thiiiiiiiiis Much.
06/22/01 - My new mantra: "I'm getting paid for this...."
06/22/01 - Way Too Many Elipses
06/14/01 - Same Old, Same Old
06/13/01 - So Much Bitterness
06/10/01 - So Much For Social Interaction
06/08/01 - Too bored/stupid/worthless quit while I'm ahead
06/08/01 - Crossed Signals
06/08/01 - I feel way too cliche
06/07/01 - the relitives are in town OR damn my sister
06/06/01 - Comeback? No, please stay away.
06/05/01 - Yippie-ki-yay, [my friend]
06/03/01 - Ah, the Magic of Comics
06/01/01 - Happy Lats Day of School (in more ways than one)
05/28/01 - This is the Ultimate Low in Sucking
05/25/01 - Soooo Unoriginal
05/25/01 - Iron out Our Differences
05/24/01 - I admit it- I'm just that stupid... damn
05/22/01 - Total Futility
05/22/01 - Bored, and Thwarted
05/22/01 - That'd make for one crappy coffin
05/21/01 - Fart Jokes? I Diaprove.
05/20/01 - These are getting mean. Time to stop.
05/20/01 - I Should Watch My Words?
05/20/01 - Yup. Definition of my Life.
05/17/01 - Two Inches Away from Plagerism
05/17/01 - For Once, I Win... by default.
05/15/01 - Love has Saved Me from... Crap
05/14/01 - Lack of Communication
05/14/01 - Its only May, for God's Sake
05/12/01 - This Turned Out Badly... Not Funny...At All
05/12/01 - Haha- 'Nude'
05/11/01 - This is why I loath myself
05/10/01 - Freak of Nature
05/08/01 - That went well. Now, off to bed.
05/08/01 - Solo Pathetic
05/08/01 - Eyelids
05/08/01 - Now We're Even
05/08/01 - Death Speaks the Obvious
05/07/01 - Careful with Your Wishes.
05/07/01 - My Friends Smoke Pot, But Not Me.
05/07/01 - Wait- oh, Never Mind
05/07/01 - The Truth. Or, Possibly, The Turth.
05/06/01 - For the Love of God, its Not Worth it!
05/06/01 - For the Love of God, its Not Worth it!
05/06/01 - Now That I Think About It... Ha
05/06/01 - Can You Tell I'm Reaching for a Punchline? (yes)
05/06/01 - Yay for Being Oversensitive
05/04/01 - Lack of Social Skill (not in me, for once)
05/04/01 - Worth a Shot? Not Likely
05/03/01 - Thats a Little Better
05/02/01 - Thoughts on Graduation
05/02/01 - Way Too Far For a Joke
05/01/01 - The Cosmos Has Nice Stationary
05/01/01 - Why Bother Hitting the Save Button?
05/01/01 - "Blurf" Is Not a Word
04/30/01 - Working Definition of Having a Best Friend
04/30/01 - Only a Wish...Never to be Granted
04/30/01 - Not Funny/Nobody Will Understand/Transformation
04/29/01 - Forgivness
04/29/01 - The Whole Truth and Nothing But Lies
04/29/01 - Take That, Why Dont You?!
04/27/01 - I'm in Nurd Limbo, and its Worse Than Hell
04/26/01 - *sigh*
04/26/01 - Left Out
04/24/01 - Im Not Really Going to Kill Anyone... Yet
04/24/01 - Convoluted Point...Okay, Nonexistant
04/23/01 - Rock Bottom Sucking
04/20/01 - Even in a Class Environment, No Productivity
04/19/01 - This is Why I Get Shitty Grades
04/18/01 - Extra Christianity Bashing
04/14/01 - I Guess I'm Lucky
04/13/01 - No Backbone
04/13/01 - Intelligence Means Nothing When You Suck
04/13/01 - Revoke the Love
04/10/01 - This Sums Up My Free Time Too Well
04/08/01 - Its Not Late Enough To Suck This Hard
04/08/01 - If Only I Were Making This Up
04/06/01 - Confusion In The Ranks
04/05/01 - Almost Had It For a Moment There
04/04/01 - Poor Taste? Or Bitchy Computer? The Later.
04/04/01 - Open Letter to All Those I Offended...Well, Just One, Really
04/02/01 - This is why I am always sleepy and behind on my work
04/02/01 - Thank you AI, you saved the gene pool again
04/02/01 - Its too painful to be fiction
03/31/01 - Damage Control
03/30/01 - More Emotional Trauma
03/28/01 - Just One More Afternoon In Suckville
03/27/01 - Thats What You Get For Repressing
03/26/01 - In the Beginning, there was Stupidity
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