D'ya think we packed enough dehydrated eel-steaks for our undersea voyage, Tobor (the ass-raping robot)?
Goddammit... All purity and innocence is lost in our consumeristic, capitalist/fascist world! Our collective soul has been crushed by conglomerated wealth machines!
Calm down there ol' chap. Hey, look out the starboard porthole... I think I see a colencath. Truly amazing!
Why must there be opulent greedmongers feasting on the flesh of dead creatures while aerosol huffing teenagers die hungry on the streets? Why God, WHY?
Because I said so. Now go make me an Ostrich burger! (Life is sweet.)
Yes, my Horrible and Amazing Lord and Saviour and Love Connection. [*Praying sounds*]
