If I knew in advance that by "Exclusive Three-Night Party Getaway Extravaganza" that you meant hiding out in a dank cave, I never would have come.
And had I knew in advance that your diet consisted entirely of artichoke hearts and cranberry juice I would never have invited you. Can you pass the Lysol Vanilla Deodorizing Spray?
The murk is thick with anquilla rostratas. Would you happen to have a trotline handy?
No, but I have some Robitussin...
FREAKY FAR-OUT! SCREW THOSE LONG, SLIMY MUSCULAR PESTS! I JUST WANNA' PARTY!
I DREW A 15-FOOT MURAL DEPICTING LIZARDS EMERGING FROM AN ESCHERESQUE SPHERE! I THINK I'LL WRITE A SONNET ABOUT IT!
