Hmm... Needs more energy. I need the viewer to FEEL the pain.
But... I think I'm... about to pass out...
C'mon, work with me! Think of our target audience! Sixty Minutes viewers want soul-wrenching despair! CNN has to have a "human" angle. Fox News wants gore!
Couldn't we just go back to the forced sodomy?
Foolishness! We don't want the FCC on our backs! C'mon, man, do it fer the ol' Rummy!
