C'mon, Frankie, you got this. You have the skills, the experience... just go in there and exude confidence.
I heard you're looking for a dynamic team-player with ninja-level competency who thrives in a fluid workosphere and can close, follow-up, deliver, and smash that "project complete" button.
We're looking for a janitor.
3 hours later:
I'm trying to get a jump on my day, so can you just shit in this box instead of leaving it on the men's room floor for me to mop up later?
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