So what brings you to the backend of the backend of the backend of the world?
Um... what?
You're in the middle of nowhere in the shittiest part of one of the poorest nations in the world. So... the backend of the backend of the backend of the world.
Oh... uh... The south is the shit part of Africa? I always thought it was up north that was shit...
Dude... everywhere is shit.
But the south of anything is always shitter. Think about it.