It's been a day since my last entry. I have found the famed witch doctor of Dagobah, Detroit. He is a freak of his time. They call him Coloured One as if it is a sin to be such.
Nevermind that he has feet for ears and hands for feet and also no ears at all. Or the fact that he just barely resmbles a human in that the majority of his body is his head, I can't help but feel...
June 22nd 656 AD...
Well, I've looked over your test results... there's no easy way to say this. You have EOTB... or to put just a little bit less delicately: Ebola of the Bum.
