Okay, now that the barbershop quartet has been assembled the four of you shall together do some raptury things which shall break the second last seal and unleash the minions of Cthulhu.
Santa, you're Conquest. So you'll need to take control of Earth's access to the divine realms. George W. Bush, since you are War we're going to need you to spread violence acro-
HO, HO!
WHY WE GON' SPREAD VIOLENCE? IS THEYS PEOPLES WE BEES ATTACKIN' GOT DEM WEAPONS OF MASSES DESTRUCTITION?
