Fuck the ho, ho, holy hell up you little Elf shit. We need to keep Kevin Motherfucking Costner from entering hell via the portals in the DMVs by tricking America into a global panic war on DMVs.
Good gracious, San- I mean Conquest, horesman o- I mean... fuck, nevermind. How the hell are we going to do that?
Hi, I'm the CIA. Here, have some drug bombs. The DMVs all over the world are overrun with whistle-blowers made out of renewable oil. You should start a global war on DMVs because of it.
Renewable oil, you say? Even if this were true, they've not done anything wrong enough to start a global war.
They're threatening your current political system!
