That's the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard. At no point in your incoherent nonsense did anything that you speak of come even remotely close to informing me of why...
...you were nailed to a cross.
But! I! Uh... Why you little cuntmangler! I was nailed to a cross for your sins because fuck you, that's why. Now go do little shit stuff, you little shit.