I get it. It's just not funny. It's serious. It's like the 9/11 of toilet disasters occurs in the restrooms on a consistant basis and you're not even phased by it.
No... no, I'm not. So are you going to get your piss out of this spray bottle and fill it up or am I going to have to fire your arse?
Right... fill it with what? Water?
Huh... Nobody's ever asked me that before... to be honest I've never known what's in it. The assistants always just fill it with... something, I guess.
