I don't really want to do this anymore... me and stuff.
I wasn't aware that you had a fucking choice in the matter you cheeky cunt.
Well, I kind of do, you know? Free will and all that mumbojumbo?
Yes... free will. You do realise we're the same person, right? Your free will is my free will. Your feelings are my feelings. We're linked, Kevin.
I know that. You've told me that. Why is that relevant? Am I missing something here? Does that even remotely hold any sway over who wins this argument?
It does if I fuck Marty Feldman. Do you want me to fuck Marty Feldman, Kevin? Because I will fuck him on an endless loop if you don't do what you're told. Imagine those eyes staring into your soul.
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