Blue_Penguin

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They say second place is the first loser but doesn't that make the last loser a winner of sorts?

Barry Beer Belly #1

by Blue_Penguin
2-03-06


	We have the report back from your blood test and I'm afraid I have said very bad news.


	Yeah just a minute doc. Is that one of my pubes? Ah sod it.


	Erm Mr Johnson you have the highest percentage of fat to body mass we've ever seen. I was hoping you would leave your body to me after you die.


	Oh right... for research purposes I suppose?


	No. I want to put you in next door's garden so all the local cats and foxes will have a bloody good feast and shit on their lawn.