BrainyBrimstone  

Jesus, why did you make me so ugly and hideous? Everytime I look in the mirror, I feel like crying due to this hideous appearance that I have been cursed with.

Cthulhu, my child, it is important to remember that regardless of your outside looks, I love you for who you are and for the fact that I made you.

Yeah, but the chicks tell a different story, ya know?