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And then the book said to lure Cthulhu into the trap, dangle a baby from a window in front of a multitude...

Really? Good, I'll have to remember that!

...So I told him to dangle a baby from a window, and he totally bought it!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT A DIPWAD!

Hey, maybe we can get him to wear a surgical mask everywhere!

HA! STOP IT! YOU'RE KILLING ME!