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Life In The Office - Ep. 51 "Death Of A Salesman"
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Chi_The_Cynic
9-02-05
Well, with yet another sales contract lost to our main competitor, I guess you'll be out of here sooner or later
What do you mean? I only did the pitch this morning, how can you be certain I lost?
You were trying to sell Oracle running with Power-On Linux to our best client
Yes, and at a great price too, so what's the problem?
Oracle doesn't work with Power-On Linux
I'll start clearing my desk
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