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5:45 PM July 4, 2000 The Moon
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| Our arrival is imminent. Explain again how you plan to bring down humanity in only 50 years. | |
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| Osama is on board. The towers come down next year. Then, in a fit of reactionary paranoia, the U.S. will find excuses to kill or conquer their "enemies." | |
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| ...which is pretty much everyone. | |
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| Exactly! The Americans will inevitably fuck the planet up. By the time your ships arrive there won't be anyone left to put up a fight. You'll be colonizers, not conquerers. | |
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| Excellent! Once we are in control you may have anything you desire. | |
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| Look, all I want is some land for my people, a beach house in the Hamptons, and the head of that fucking statue in my backyard! | |
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