DaveMonkey
stripcreator donor

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Remember that DaveMonkey loves each and every one of you... Except you. You're ugly.

I Know it's early, but what the hell...

by DaveMonkey
11-19-02


	Errr look, kid. I dunno how to tell you this...


	You're a big boy now, so I guess it's time for you to know the truth...


	Kid, your parents don't exist. It's me that gets your presents all along...


	No, you're lying! They do exist! They do!