Elvishitler  

So the motherfucker is like "stop humping my leg" and I'm all like "no way slapnuts."

Wow.

So I heard your mom's a M.I.L.F?

Shut the fuck up. So this peter puffing fuck sells me to these fags in robes. So I sent him to Wisconsin and he's getting shotgun enimas as we speak.

Jesus.

Yo damn fucking right. Nobody fucks with The Jesus.