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Emergency! (true story)
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9-12-04
You have to find me a hermaphrodite! Quick! It's an emergency!
What? Where the hell am I going to find a hermaphrodite?
Anywhere! They're all over the place! Hurry!
But how would I know if someone was a hermaphrodite or not?
Easy, just look for someone with both a bulge and camel toe. Duh!
So... I'm looking for someone with "ninja toe?"
Externalization's Comics
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10/25/08 - NWO
10/18/08 - Law of Contiguity
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10/16/08 - Purity of Intent
10/09/08 - Empiricism vs. Fideism
09/29/08 - Dazzling
09/25/08 - Will to Power
09/08/08 - Coulrophobic Remonstration
09/02/08 - Down in Fraggle Rock
09/01/08 - Bridge to Nowhere
08/22/08 - Boogie Man
05/14/08 - An Incontinent Truth
04/29/08 - Still More of Dubya's Stand-Up Comedy
04/29/08 - Prophetic Paronomasia
04/12/08 - Shivambu Kalpa
02/09/08 - Ricola!
08/08/07 - "...and then again a year later on stripcreator."
05/12/07 - Liberal Praise
04/12/07 - Hey There, Boo Boo!
04/04/07 - Madness?
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02/27/07 - An Inconvenient Truth
02/27/07 - Could've Used More Steven Seagal
02/13/07 - Wizmark Nights
02/13/07 - Wizmark
11/21/06 - Simpson's Hit & Run
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11/21/06 - Cosmo's Laugh Factory
11/08/06 - Hardest Working Dead Terrorist in Show Business
09/21/06 - Scientific Double Standard
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09/10/06 - Who Crashed the Planes?
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08/31/06 - Hungry Like the Wolf
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07/03/06 - The True Meaning of Independence Day
06/16/06 - American Cow Pie
06/12/06 - Escape Clause
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05/15/06 - The Fiber Menace (4 of 3)
05/15/06 - The Fiber Menace (3 of 3)
05/15/06 - The Fiber Menace (2 of 3)
05/15/06 - The Fiber Menace (1 of 3)
04/09/06 - Mission Mars
04/09/06 - Porceline God
04/01/06 - Condi`s Boner
02/13/06 - Target Identification
02/13/06 - Surviving the Game
02/13/06 - Lawyers, Guns, and Bunny
02/13/06 - Dick`s Facial Discharge
02/09/06 - Red House Afterglow
01/25/06 - Right Now...
01/24/06 - You Must Have Been a Beautiful Baby
01/16/06 - MLKing it
01/15/06 - The Ugly American
01/14/06 - Final Voyage
01/13/06 - Superman Returns 3
01/13/06 - Superman Returns 2
01/13/06 - Superman Returns
12/30/05 - Cyberia
12/28/05 - America`s Most Wanton
12/03/05 - Decrystallizing Reason
11/10/05 - Course Dissertation
11/04/05 - Would you be mine? Could you be mine?
11/04/05 - DON`T call me "Tiny."
10/26/05 - Re-TARDIS
10/26/05 - No Wire Hangers!
10/20/05 - Original Rejected "Born in the USA" Album Cover
10/20/05 - Gag
10/20/05 - Paris Hilton`s Career If She Hadn`t Been Born Rich
10/20/05 - Jedi Force Battle
10/20/05 - Stoner Depth Perception
10/20/05 - Colonic Irrigation Bloopers
10/18/05 - Extreme Colonic Irrigation
10/18/05 - Who is the Senate Majority Leader in your neighborhood?
10/17/05 - Commiseration
10/17/05 - Colonic Irrigation
10/12/05 - Big Whig
10/10/05 - Kinetic Force
09/23/05 - Blue Bayou
09/20/05 - It`s All About Cash in a Fistfull
09/18/05 - Royal Road to the Unconscious
09/11/05 - September 11th, 2001
09/02/05 - Priority Directive
08/31/05 - American History X
08/25/05 - My last comic ever?
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08/05/05 - From Pieces to Weight
08/03/05 - Guantanamo (apologies to The Beach Boys)
07/25/05 - Legitimating Apparatus
07/22/05 - Right Next Door To Hell
07/21/05 - Meet the New Batman, Same as the Old Batman.
07/21/05 - We Do Chicken Right
07/20/05 - U Don't Wanna B Like Me
07/20/05 - Use Once and Destroy
07/19/05 - Corporate But Gangsta
07/11/05 - Terrorist-Induced Angst
07/11/05 - Do Vigilantes Dream of Metaphysical Mysogeny?
07/11/05 - Religion is the superstition of feeble minds.
07/09/05 - They're Grrrrrrrrrreat!
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07/09/05 - Deep Impact
07/08/05 - The Union Jack don't fade, neither.
07/04/05 - Happy Flag Day
07/04/05 - Take a Vow for the New Revolution
06/24/05 - Don't Believe the Hype
06/18/05 - When Yankowitz Met Kaufman
06/01/05 - A friend of a friend of a friend told me.
06/01/05 - Fußballspielen in Deutschland
06/01/05 - Whatever
05/02/05 - Harpo Marx
04/28/05 - Damn Yankees
04/25/05 - Been a Dick
04/21/05 - http://www.cafepress.com/stripcreator
04/20/05 - Marginalization
04/15/05 - Taxes: What do they do for you?
04/12/05 - Utter Obsession
04/05/05 - Good Day
03/30/05 - Robot Roll Call
03/30/05 - The Nobodies
03/21/05 - Was Blind, But Now I See
03/20/05 - When Animals Don't Attack
03/16/05 - Tossed Salad For the Soul
03/15/05 - Don't Lose Your Head
03/13/05 - The Deer Hunter
03/09/05 - Anything But Tasteless
03/09/05 - The Answer, My Friend, Is Blow it Up Your Ass
03/09/05 - Power To a Percentage of the People
03/05/05 - Are you shitting me?
03/04/05 - The Right Kind For Your Kind
03/02/05 - Brought to you by the letter O and the number 69
02/28/05 - D&D Chapter the Sixth: The Fellowship
02/28/05 - D&D Chapter the Fifth: Courtly Love
02/28/05 - D&D Chapter the Fourth: Age of Heroes
02/28/05 - D&D Chapter the Third: Dark Dungeons
02/28/05 - D&D Chapter the Second: Dominion
02/28/05 - D&D Chapter the First: Rite of Initiation
02/26/05 - Eurotrip
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02/22/05 - Fear and Loathing in the Afterlife [3]
02/22/05 - Fear and Loathing in the Afterlife [2]
02/22/05 - Fear and Loathing in the Afterlife [1]
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02/14/05 - Magic Kingdom
02/12/05 - I Feel Sick
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02/09/05 - Lively Up Yourself
02/02/05 - What's brown and lives in the woods?
01/17/05 - How To Be an Internet Clip-Art Cartoonist
01/14/05 - Would You Like Some Perspective With That?
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01/10/05 - Reparations 2005
01/10/05 - Januar in Düsseldorf
01/06/05 - The Punishment Due
01/06/05 - Reckoning Day
12/28/04 - My Big Fat Obnoxious President
12/28/04 - Newcastle Brown Ale: Always Smooth, Never Bitter
12/28/04 - Habari Gani?
12/13/04 - "Naked Came the Stripper" Chapter 2
12/09/04 - Cemetery Gates
11/29/04 - Give a Dawg a Bone
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11/20/04 - Trial VIII: Solution?
11/20/04 - Trial VII: Stuck Inside Society
11/20/04 - Trial VI: Justice
11/20/04 - Trial V: The Mystery Play
11/20/04 - Trial IV: Self-Indulgent, Masturbatory Judgement
11/20/04 - Trial III: Infinite Repetition
11/20/04 - Trial II: Human Interaction
11/20/04 - Trial I: The Nature of Crime
11/17/04 - Yeah, I'm still thinking about the whole sandwich thing...
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11/17/04 - Holy Grilled Cheese Sandwich!
11/08/04 - Unintentional Bukkake
11/03/04 - Beating a Dead Horse
11/03/04 - I'm Gonna Sing the Doom Song Now! Doom Doom Doom...
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11/03/04 - I'll Try Not To Say "I Told You So."
11/02/04 - Non-Sequitur Donkey Makes an Ass of Himself
11/02/04 - Americanized
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10/31/04 - Chick or Treat
10/27/04 - Polling the Constituency
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09/18/04 - Irish Punk
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09/07/04 - Ich habe nur Befehle befolgt.
09/07/04 - Voting Is For Old People
09/07/04 - Shadowplay
09/07/04 - If Voting Could Change the System, It Would be Illegal.
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07/17/04 - Eucharist or "Is This REALLY What Your Messiah Tasted Like?"
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07/10/04 - New York vs. Boston
07/10/04 - Sing Along With Lindy Chamberlain
07/06/04 - The Coalition For Marriage
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07/03/04 - Tip Your Hat to the New Constitution
06/06/04 - G Money Faces His Old Home Crew
06/06/04 - G Money Keeps It Real
06/06/04 - G Money Holds Down
06/06/04 - G Money Gets His Props
06/06/04 - G Money Fronts
06/06/04 - G Money Steps
06/06/04 - G Money Kicks It With His Peeps
06/06/04 - G Money Takes It To the Streets
05/31/04 - Memorial Day
05/25/04 - Rules of Shopping at Wal-Mart (7)
05/01/04 - More Popular Resistance
05/01/04 - Popular Resistance
04/26/04 - Family Entertainment
04/12/04 - Enjoy Goya
04/11/04 - Divine Guidance
04/10/04 - The Olson Twins Countdown Clock
04/04/04 - More of Dubya's Stand-Up Comedy
04/04/04 - Dubya's Stand-Up Comedy
04/03/04 - Limerick Fun With Our FCC Guardians
03/28/04 - Saddam Hussein's Replacement
03/20/04 - A Priest and a Young Boy (6)
03/20/04 - A Priest and a Young Boy (5)
03/20/04 - A Priest and a Young Boy (4)
03/20/04 - A Priest and a Young Boy (3)
03/20/04 - A Priest and a Young Boy (2)
03/20/04 - A Priest and a Young Boy (1)
03/16/04 - The Essence Awards
03/13/04 - 8 Simple Rules For Exploiting Human Frailty and Loss
03/12/04 - Temptation
03/08/04 - Paris Hilton's Bid For Stardom
03/08/04 - Mel Gibson's Legacy
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