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Newcastle Brown Ale: Always Smooth, Never Bitter

by Externalization
12-28-04


	To demonstrate how Newcastle Brown Ale is never bitter, I'm here talking to some Democrats two months after the election.


	It still doesn't make sense. Kerry was leading by double digits in nationwide exit polls.


	Wally O'Dell promised to give Ohio to Dubya before unveiling the Diebold voting machine, which conveniently leaves no paper trail.


	Unlike democracy, Newcastle Brown Ale will never leave you bitter.


	When I said "vote or die," I thought it was understood that I meant "vote against Bushitler or die!"