Thank you, President Chirac. I wanted to meet with you because I feel it's time for America and Europe to put aside our past differences, such as those over Iraq.
Past differences? But your war is still going on. How is that in the past?
What I mean is, we need to unite as one against our common foe.
Our common foe? Is this another reiteration of the whole "You're either with us or you're against us" thing?
Damn. I thought you people would fall for it if I left out the "Yipee ki yi yay" part this time.