The British sailors who were seized 13 days ago after allegedly intruding into Iranian territorial waters have been pardoned and released.
Iranian president Ahmadinejad's decision followed a letter from the British government to Iranian officials including a promise not to repeat such actions.
Blair confirmed that a letter was sent to the Iranian government, but declined to give details of it's contents and denied that the sailors had violated Iranian territory.
Then he threw Ahmadinejad down a well and screamed "THIS IS SPARTA!"
