Gwar01  

Consarnit! I can't sleep with all yer yammerin', woman!

Hey, it ain't my fault, old timer. You're the one that tied me down and shoved the duck up my ass.

That's a fool's lie! You know damn well you asked me to do it, temptress!

I didn't ask for the duck, you crazy old coot.

I couldn't find no damn penguin. That's the best yer gettin'!

You didn't even try very hard. *sniffle*