HCRoyall
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I has book. I is been published, cuz write good I does.

Search Amazon for "Unbalanced Scales" or "Steam and Steel: Thirteen Riveting Tales" if you want to check them out.

Clueless 12

by HCRoyall
10-06-05


	I heard that having a pet makes you seem more caring and helps you get dates, so I went out and bought a dog.


	I took Scruffy here to the park, and sure enough I got the numbers of at least ten fine women.


	The first five refused a second date after I mentioned peanut butter. I think I need a more sublte approach for the next few.