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Man Gets Second Set of Lungs - Part 2

by Intoxicatious
6-09-07


	Your lung transplant went smoothly. Although, we have no idea what happened to the first pair we ordered.


	That's okay. Thank you, Doc. Now I can get back to what's important.


	One carton of cigarettes, please.


	Hey, weren't you that guy that got the lung transplant? Aren't you worried about getting lung cancer again?


	Fine, get me something that's rich in vitamin D.


	Okay, so one carton of cigarettes and one bottle of cod liver oil.