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Who Put Salmonella Wandsworth in Veggie Booty?
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Intoxicatious
7-01-07
What the hell, Wandsworth? Why are you poisoning my customers.
Because kids these days are more into pirates than wizards. It's an uphill battle for J. K. Rowling.
Yeah, but we only got three movies. You guys got, like, five, or something.
But you guys still have a cool looking life. You don't go to school to become a pirate. Our books are just a ploy to keep kids in classrooms.
Would you feel better if I let you borrow my eyepatch?
Yes.
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