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Hospitals Slow to Answer Heart Attacks
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Intoxicatious
1-03-08
But, doctor, that man almost died.
Yeah, he was a bitch, but I shocked that bastard back to health.
Maybe if you responded to these issues with some haste, this wouldn't happen.
Now where's the fun in that? Taking time might even lead to brain damage... Nice!
Oh, darn. Looks like another man is having a heart attack.
Hey, if we wait a few mintues, I get to use this saw thingy.
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