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CC281:A joke from 28 days later
by
JESUSSANDWICH
5-05-05
A man walks into a bar with an ostrich
The man and the ostrich get fucking drunk and the ostrich passes out.
*thud*
The bartender goes...
Hey, you cant leave that lying over there
That's not a lion its an ostrich.
JESUSSANDWICH's Comics
02/20/09 - Rick
02/10/09 - Rick
02/10/09 - Rick
01/23/09 - Rick
01/22/09 - Rick
01/22/09 - Rick
01/15/09 - Rick
01/14/09 - Rick
01/09/09 - RICK
01/08/09 - Rick
01/07/09 - Rick
11/29/07 - Two insults + two different people = ONE COMIC = SKILL
11/26/07 - This comic is the coolest of them all
11/26/07 - this comic is also cool
11/25/07 - this comic is cool
11/25/07 - This is a comic with words in it
11/25/07 - DAMMIT IM MAD
11/25/07 - I am seriously a funny guy and people give me free stuff
11/25/07 - A dragon on speed with hemmoroids
11/24/07 - This is a fishy story (har har har) (oh somebody kill me)
11/24/07 - This is a story about fish
11/24/07 - THIS IS A SERIES STARTER FOR REALS THIS TIME PART 1
11/24/07 - Big frank is a fatso. part one
11/24/07 - How I got a part time job as John Goodmans butler PART 1
09/18/06 - The sober life.
09/17/06 - Taking a shot at hari
08/01/06 - Crack killz 4 revenge of the sith
08/01/06 - Crack Killz 2 electric boogaloo.
08/01/06 - The origin of the yard-bird.
07/29/06 - Finnegans Wake
07/29/06 - Phillip K Dick
07/24/06 - Race Relations 3
07/24/06 - Race relations
06/29/06 - For crabby June 29 11:30pm
06/28/06 - Murder Comics
06/28/06 - What goes on when I am alone.
05/28/06 - R Kelly 9
05/28/06 - R Kelly 7
05/28/06 - R Kelly 5
05/28/06 - Trapped in the R Kelly 3.
05/28/06 - A series about R Kelly
05/28/06 - Gay snail 12
05/28/06 - Gay snail 12
05/28/06 - Gay snail 10
05/28/06 - Gay snail 8
05/28/06 - Gay snail 6
04/18/06 - Yog-Sothoth
04/14/06 - Peace Love Unity Respect
04/14/06 - BAD LUCK FRED AND FRIEND TED
04/14/06 - BAD LUCK FRED AND FRIEND TED
03/08/06 - The NEWSRUM!!!
03/06/06 - The NEWSRUM!!!
02/07/06 - This one goes out to all the muslims in the house.
02/07/06 - Dear Muslims,
02/07/06 - Dear God,
02/07/06 - My love for crabby part 2
02/07/06 - My love for crabby part 1
01/31/06 - Drug comics: Acid
01/30/06 - Drug Comics: Cocaine
01/30/06 - Drug Comics: Crunk (Weed + Alcohol)
01/30/06 - Drug Comics: Adderall
01/30/06 - Drug Comics: Cough Syrup (DXM)
01/30/06 - Drug Comics: Whip-its
01/30/06 - Drug Comics: Oxycotin
01/30/06 - Drug Comics: Marijuanna
01/30/06 - Drug Comics: Shrooms
01/27/06 - Drug comics: Ecstasy
01/27/06 - Drug comics: Salvia
01/27/06 - Drug comics
01/10/06 - ICC: FACINATING
01/09/06 - Law and Order.
01/03/06 - I am really just need one good idea.
01/03/06 - Mr BunnyMan part 2
01/03/06 - Mr. BunnyMan in WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!?
01/01/06 - Hari's sig.
12/12/05 - Desert Island Commentary: censorship
11/19/05 - Comic Cup: Better than that shitty Decaprio movie.
11/10/05 - CC304:Fucking ranger Dan
11/10/05 - IPC: BUUTSEX
11/10/05 - Making Purno's comics better.
11/01/05 - OPC15:MY LIFE STORY!
11/01/05 - BTC45: The hideous birth of BACONMAN!
10/25/05 - Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.
10/25/05 - Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.
10/25/05 - Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.
10/24/05 - Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.
10/24/05 - Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.
10/24/05 - Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.
10/24/05 - Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.
10/24/05 - Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.
10/24/05 - Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.
10/24/05 - Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.
10/24/05 - Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.
10/24/05 - Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.
10/24/05 - Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.
10/24/05 - Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.
10/24/05 - Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.
10/24/05 - Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.
10/24/05 - Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.
10/24/05 - Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.
10/24/05 - Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.
10/24/05 - Slime Q Slimeball and the mystery of the missing parents.
10/23/05 - The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world. pt11
10/23/05 - The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world. pt 9
10/22/05 - The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world. pt 7
10/22/05 - The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world. pt 5
10/22/05 - The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world. pt 3
10/22/05 - The dapper gentleman and the plant take over the world.
10/20/05 - MY FIRST NAME YOU FUCKS.
10/19/05 - Punk gripes Chapter 4:Coheed and Cambria
10/19/05 - Punk gripes Chapter 2:Fuck The Used.
10/14/05 - The longest line 11
10/14/05 - Life without Mary and John 12 Epilouge.
10/14/05 - The longest line 9
10/14/05 - Life without Mary and John 10
10/14/05 - Life without Mary and John 8
10/13/05 - The longest line 7
10/13/05 - Life without Mary and John 6
10/13/05 - The longest line 5
10/13/05 - Life without Mary and John 4
10/13/05 - The longest line 3
10/13/05 - Life without Mary and John 2
10/13/05 - Turbo Diapers 2
10/13/05 - The longest line
10/11/05 - The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 17
10/11/05 - The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 15
10/11/05 - The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 13
10/11/05 - The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 11
10/11/05 - The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 9
10/11/05 - The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 7
10/11/05 - The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 5
10/11/05 - The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds 3
10/11/05 - The fairy monks hidden beneath the clouds
10/10/05 - NONSENSE + THE UNIVERSE = 7
10/10/05 - NONSENSE:THE UNIVERSE SAGA five
10/10/05 - THE UNIVERSE CONTINUED TO NOT MAKE SENSE.
10/10/05 - THE DAY THE UNIVERSE STOPPED MAKING SENSE.
10/08/05 - I do believe tacos are gifts from a just and loving god.
10/08/05 - Getting a handjob from a girl with very low intelligence
10/03/05 - DUKE NUKEM: TIME TO KILL.
08/20/05 - <caron><caron><caron><caron><caron><caron><caron><caron><car
06/12/05 - Tony the ADD police drawer dude epilouge
06/07/05 - Tony the ADD police drawer dude Epilouge
06/07/05 - Lisa the nymphomaniac kindergarten teacher.
06/07/05 - Something
06/03/05 - Probably a series probably not
06/03/05 - TRANNY OKLEY
06/03/05 - Moses supposes
05/27/05 - RM5:The life of a shut-in
05/24/05 - Steve the dyslexic zombie
05/12/05 - Tony the ADD police drawer dude.
05/11/05 - Tony the ADD police drawer dude.
05/11/05 - Tony the ADD police drawer dude.
05/08/05 - Boggy
05/06/05 - Tony the ADD police drawer dude
05/05/05 - CC281:A joke from 28 days later
05/05/05 - Tyler McPointer.
05/05/05 - Dr. Frankensteins orignal idea.
05/05/05 - Tony the ADD police drawer dude.
05/04/05 - Mistress Penguin
05/04/05 - Anti-establishment Adam
05/04/05 - Searching for work.
04/27/05 - Sometimes I think that turbo diapers would be a good idea.
04/27/05 - Horticulture.
04/27/05 - Every wednesday I get free bread.
04/27/05 - of birds and men.
04/27/05 - Relating movies and novels to my life: The Ring Two
04/26/05 - Graverobbing the future.
04/05/05 - Hahahaha.
03/27/05 - Fun with the random button.
03/27/05 - Serial Killer standup
03/27/05 - Fun without the random button
03/25/05 - Fun with the random button
03/25/05 - Fun with random button
03/24/05 - Dead on the nobby.
03/24/05 - Punched in the heart with a dinosaur sandwich.
03/24/05 - Turtle taco
03/23/05 - The Cruisenator pt 3
03/23/05 - The Cruisenator
03/23/05 - The Cruisenator pt 1
03/22/05 - BTC: Steve Gutenberg stole my underwear.
03/21/05 - The dusty trail.
03/21/05 - The girl.
03/21/05 - Baby D is now ONE year old!!!!
03/16/05 - CC278: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
03/09/05 - Conversation with a crust punk.
02/24/05 - The final chapter in human history. pt 7
02/24/05 - The final chapter of human history. pt 5
02/24/05 - The final chapter in human history. pt 3
02/24/05 - I hate ADD
02/24/05 - The final chapter in human history. pt 1
02/24/05 - The
02/24/05 - Saltine cracker cowboy physics.
02/24/05 - - or something like it
02/23/05 - untitled
02/17/05 - untitled
02/17/05 - Incest bill. part 3
02/17/05 - The punchline is usually CUNTS.
02/16/05 - CC 275: Love is in the air.
02/16/05 - CC 275: Uh?
02/16/05 - BTC 20: Obvious this was going to happen.
02/16/05 - I have been sodomized by the love of Jesus.
02/16/05 - And now your feature presentation.
02/16/05 - Incest Bill part 1 The Origin of Incest Bill.
02/16/05 - CHUMBAWAMBA.
02/15/05 - Wok towards.
02/14/05 - Wok away.
02/14/05 - HAPPY FUCKING VALENTINES DAY CUNTS
02/14/05 - The $100,000,000 Brownie 9
02/14/05 - I am having the humor squirts.
02/14/05 - I need to raise my comic count.
02/14/05 - I hate being unable to end comics.
02/14/05 - The date. 6
02/14/05 - The date. 5
02/14/05 - The date 4.
02/14/05 - The date. 3
02/14/05 - The date. 2 aka Its even harder to be funny in TWO panels.
02/14/05 - The Aviator in three panels.
02/14/05 - Its even harder to be funny in TWO panels.
02/10/05 - New character and background.
02/10/05 - CC275: Mega movie blockbusters.
02/07/05 - The Tobornater.
01/31/05 - We want boinky!
01/29/05 - Waiting for Brad
01/02/05 - untitled
12/31/04 - Remaking great comics with two panels: Boinky33's lol
12/15/04 - I am so out of ideas.
12/13/04 - Horrible Joke 1
11/18/04 - Untitled
11/17/04 - I am going to hell.
11/02/04 - X-mas came early.
11/01/04 - What CHUBBY does everyday.
10/29/04 - Quoting "Family Guy" pisses me off. pt 2
10/29/04 - Quoting "Family Guy" pisses me off. pt 1
10/29/04 - I haven't made a funny comic in a while.
10/23/04 - TRUE DAT
10/17/04 - Amendment ten
10/17/04 - Amendment nine
10/17/04 - Amendment eight
10/17/04 - Amendment seven
10/17/04 - Amendment six
10/17/04 - Amendment six
10/15/04 - Amendment five
10/15/04 - Amendment four
10/07/04 - CC: Gays of our lives
10/06/04 - Amendment three
10/06/04 - Amendment two
10/06/04 - Amendment one part five
10/04/04 - Amendment one part four
10/04/04 - Amendment one part three
10/04/04 - Amendment one part two
10/01/04 - boinky33.
09/29/04 - Admendment one part one.
09/17/04 - FF: HAIKUS ARE LIKE HITLER THEY DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
09/12/04 - FF:Misplacement and raping the dead
09/12/04 - FF:Misplacement and raping the dead
08/26/04 - FF: Rape time!
08/21/04 - Foil fumble: dogs death *cough* Hitler *cough*
08/11/04 - Foil fumble:Its time to run.
08/09/04 - Jesus attourney at law - part zero.
08/09/04 - Jesus attourney at law - part one.
08/09/04 - Jesus attourney at law - Opening
08/08/04 - BTC 13: Pick on the small guy.
08/05/04 - Its hard to be funny in three panels.
07/23/04 - Scream! by The Misfits in three panels
07/23/04 - Searching for Cowtipper. pt 6
07/22/04 - Searching for Cowtipper. pt 5
07/22/04 - Searching for Cowtipper. pt 4
07/21/04 - Searching for Cowtipper. pt 3
07/21/04 - Searching for Cowtipper. pt 2
07/21/04 - Searching for Cowtipper. pt 1
07/09/04 - FTC THE FORGOTTEN.
07/09/04 - BTC template "Summer Cleaning"
07/08/04 - BTC 10: The planet of the apes how i viewed it.
06/30/04 - I win.
06/24/04 - My slightly better tribute to MikeyG.
06/24/04 - CC: Gordon the pig.
06/23/04 - My tribute to crabby.
06/23/04 - My tribute to Pete Townsend.
06/23/04 - My tribute to len.
06/22/04 - My tribute to DragonXero.
06/22/04 - My tribute to choadwarrior.
06/22/04 - My tribute to Ewwwww.
06/22/04 - My tribute to habnem.
06/22/04 - My tribute to MaKK_BeNN.
06/21/04 - My tribute to ObiJo.
06/21/04 - My tribute to kaufman.
06/21/04 - Comments on JESUSSANDWICH. 2
06/21/04 - My tribute to xxausrottenxx.
06/21/04 - My tribute to AtheistDiary.
06/21/04 - My tribute to Gabu. 2
06/21/04 - My tribute to possums.
06/21/04 - My tribute to Biped.
06/21/04 - My tribute to Gabu.
06/21/04 - My better tribute to dcomposed.
06/21/04 - My tribute to Cowtipper.
06/21/04 - My tribute to Rabid_Weasle.
06/21/04 - My tribute to MikeyG.
06/21/04 - My tribute to boinky33. 2
06/21/04 - GOAL.
06/21/04 - My tribute to Dcomposed.
06/21/04 - WW: Never gonna say to a femminist.
06/19/04 - Comments on JESUSSANDWICH
06/18/04 - Why I dont go to church anymore. pt II
06/18/04 - Why I dont go to church anymore.
06/18/04 - Why I dont go to church.
06/17/04 - A day in the life of a furry.
06/17/04 - People I actually know: Matt Hildreth
06/14/04 - The world is dumb pt. 5 Celebrities
06/14/04 - The world is deaf of the point. 4 Derek Smart
06/14/04 - The world is dumb pt 3. Furries
06/14/04 - The world is dumb pt 2. Juggalos
06/14/04 - The world is dumb pt1 1337 5934k
06/10/04 - CC1:TREAX OR TRIX OMFGF FFGDSGLHDJ
06/08/04 - FTC 37:Satan gets his groove on.
06/08/04 - Why People on grouphug.us should never go to war.
06/08/04 - Worlds worst things to say durring a war.
06/07/04 - BTC #7: Reasons to NOT engage in incest.
06/07/04 - BTC #7:Grandma Justice
05/26/04 - NO I DONT.
05/26/04 - FTC 36: Most of my comics have to do with Hitler Wonder why?
05/25/04 - You bastard!
05/25/04 - SO THE OTHER DAY I WAS WALKING WHEN HITLER STOPPED ME.
05/25/04 - HOW THE HOLOCAUST HAPPENED.
05/25/04 - Well I guess so.
05/20/04 - My tribute to Boinky33
05/19/04 - BLACK SWING
05/14/04 - I AM NOT THE JURY
05/13/04 - THE KILLER INSIDE OF THE PERSON THAT IS MY BEING
05/12/04 - YOU CANT KEEP ME DOWN INTRODUCING NEW CHARECTER MIKE DAGGER
04/05/04 - I FUCKING HATE CELEBRITIES
04/03/04 - WE ARE NOT AMUSED
04/03/04 - E TRUE DUMBASS STORY: IM NOT MAKING THIS SHIT UP
03/30/04 - FUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU
03/30/04 - SHAVING ROMANS BRAINCELLS
03/30/04 - ROMAN IS SAVED BY JESUS (AND/OR IS A FUCKING IDIOT)
03/29/04 - AN IN DEPTH LOOK AT A JACKASS:ROMAN
03/28/04 - E TRUE DUMBASS STORY:ROMAN PART 4 ROMAN DISCOVERS COMPUTERS
03/28/04 - E TRUE DUMBASS STORY:ROMAN PART 4 ROMAN DISCOVERS COMPUTERS
03/27/04 - E TRUE DUMBASS STORY:ROMAN PART 3
03/27/04 - E TRUE DUMBASS STORY:ROMAN PART 2
03/27/04 - NEW PERSON ADDED YAY
03/27/04 - IM GOING TO BE SUED
03/22/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY: A TRUE FAREWELL
03/22/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY: SPORGASM EPILOUGE PART 4
03/22/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY: SPORGASM EPILOUGE PART 3
03/22/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY:SPORGASM EPILOUGE PART 2
03/22/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY:SPOGASM EPILOUGE PART 1
03/22/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY:SPOGASM PART 16
03/22/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY: SPORGASM BLOOPER REEL A
03/22/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY: SPORGASM PART 14
03/22/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY:SPORGASM PART 14
03/22/04 - A BREAK FROM HOLLYWOOD
03/21/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY: SPORGASM PART 13
03/21/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY: PART 12
03/21/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY: SPORGASM PART 11
03/21/04 - UNTITLED MASTERPEICE
02/13/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY:SPORGASM PART 10
02/12/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY:SPORGASM PART 9
02/12/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY:SPORGASM PART 8
02/12/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY:SPORGASM PART 7
02/12/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY:SPORGASM PART 6
02/12/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY:SPORGASM PART 5
02/12/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY:SPORGASM PART 4
02/12/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY:SPORGASM PART3
02/12/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY:SPORGASM PART 2
02/12/04 - E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY:SPORGASM PART 1
02/12/04 - Series 1, Episode 1: Introduction
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