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When your ex runs the teleprompter.
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| Welcome to the Channel 3 news at six, I'm Susan Brown.. | |
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| and I'm Mike Mitchell, topping the news this hour... | |
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| It seems I'm a dickless douchebag who not only has the attention span of a 3 year old, but the matching libido to boot..and did I mention the raging case of genital herpes? | |
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| When we come back, Roger's got the inside scoop on those unforgettable Christmas cookie recipes... | |
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| I'm addicted to child pornography!!! | |
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