MikeyG
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Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts,
Mutilated Monkey Meat,
Dirty, Turdy Birdy Feet,
Fourteen Quarts of all-purpose Porpoise Pus,
Floatin' in Pink Lemonade!

...And me without my spooooon!

I've won a few contests, a lot of prizes, and even more hearts.

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The Adventures of Career Girl (25)

by MikeyG
11-30-04


	Am I really giving you a cup of coffee in the shitter?


	Yes, and it's right on time, too. Any more squeezing and I'd have a heart attack.


	A cup of coffee to help loosen your bowels?


	Coffee makes my fudge factory pump out brownies faster than Speedy Gonzales on Angel Dust.


	I travelled halfway 'round the world, nearly fell out of a plane, battled my archnemesis who pimped me out and turned out to be my dad, to bring you a fucking coffee laxative?


	You make it sound so trivial.

MikeyG stripcreator donor

MikeyG
stripcreator donor