Oh shit! Craig! Why are back from the dead to haunt me?
Because we had a deal, "Roomie". If one of us died the other would clean things up before the ambulance got there to save each other from any embarrassment.
Heh heh. Come on, admit it. If you were still alive you'd think it was a little funny.
Funny? That I was lying there dead holding a wad of come soaked tissues when the coroner showed up?
I'm sorry, man. It was a traumatic moment. It totally slipped my mind in all the excitement.
You're the one who jacked off over my dead body and put the kleenex in my hand!
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