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Jesus asks for forgiveness of his terrible sin. When denied forgiveness, he goes elsewhere.
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| Forgive me father, for I have sinned. | |
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| I cannot forgive you. For I do not exist. | |
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Meanwhile, a murderous stick figure is on the loose, threatening inncoent people, like little Susie.
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| I'll fucking kill you! I swear it! I'm a big sonuvabitch! I'll fucking maim you! | |
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| Oh no. If only Jesus were here to save me. But NOOO! He didn't get forgiven, so now he's pissed at everyone! I'm gonna die! | |
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When little Susie grew up, she was having relationship problems. So she went to Jesus.
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| Like, Jesus, I'm pregnant, I got raped by my boyfriend. I don't know what to do? Was it my fault? I'm so, like, confused! Help me, Jesus! | |
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| Yes. It was your fault. You have big hooters. And you didn't let him fuck you when he asked. So that's why you were raped. You are stupid. You will go to hell when you die. Hahahaha! | |
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