No dear. First i have to preheat the oven. Then i have to season and stuff the Jew. after that i have to put the Jew in the oven and baste it ever 20 minutes.
How much does our Jew weigh?
20 pounds.
Do we cook our Jew in an electric stove?
No dear we put our Jew in a gas oven. Now do me a favor sweety and go dust the family nigger. We have guests arriving and ill be damned if i have a dirty nigger hanging in my house.
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