"Day One: My first day on the job and already I'm being called a 'cunt' by upper management..."
"Day Two: After being called a 'cunt' for the umpteenth time, I filed a grievance with the union..."
"Day three: Today, I was told by my union reps that 'cunt' stands for 'coffee grunt', and if I EVER file another frivolous grievance with them, they are going to force feed me my left testicle..."
