You're telling me you rooted around like a homeless man fingering the coin return on a pay phone and felt NOTHING?
Nothing.
Did you go all the way in?
Two-knuckles deep, Nurse Titty! Didn't you hear the blood-curdling screams?
I guess the patient was right! He doesn't have an enlarged pros-trate... Oh, well. Have an intern sew up his bleeding rectum, and then bill his insurance...
