Happy-go-lucky Maura goes apartment shopping with her negative-attitude, twin-sister Laura...
I think this building seems pretty nice.
I think it SUCKS!
We've been to six complexes today and you've said the same thing about all of them.
That's because they all SUCK!
You were never this negative as a child... What happened to you?
Because, dad was a child molester. Because, dad was a child molester and he only molested you. Not me. I mean, what's wrong with me? Was I the ugly twin? WTF???
