Growing up, they were always together; best of friends, as a matter of fact. That was until they decided to enlist in the armed services, and they haven't spoken to each other since.
Why? because, Lefty chose the Army, which had been a family tradition for 175 years, while Righty decide to give the Navy a try.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO BE AN ANCHOR-CRANKER!!!!
IT MAKES SENSE THAT YOU'RE JOINING THE INFANTRY SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A BIG BABY!!!!
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