Hold on... I'm looking through the employee handbook for the emergency procedures.
JUST.....DIAL....9....1-
WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN?? I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!
*gasp*
Here it is... "If, there is a life-threatening situation, immedi-ately put down this book and dial 911." Fascinating. Oh, look... There's a recipe for fondue. I loves me some fondue!
