Well, hello there handsome... You have something for little ol' me?
Yes, a letter. With postage due.
How much?
$1.45.
I'm a little shy on cash... Do you accept blowjobs?
Y'know, this has always been a fantasy of mine. A woman offers me oral sex in lieu of payment. But, now that it's real and you're the woman, the only thing I can say is "Ew."
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