...and he's worthless, and he's a dweeb, and he parts his hair down the middle, and he farts in front of company, then blames it on the hamster, and he sucks his thumb, and-
Pssst... The comic contest bagging on automiclunch ended yesterday.
What comic contest?
Oh... Proceed.
...and he sucks his thumb, and he licks transgender public restroom doorknobs, and he stops at yellow lights, and he thinks Carrot Top is a comic genuis, and he jacks off to Miley Cyrus photos, and...
says: