Hi, Martha... I know it's a little late, but I have a confession to make.
What is it?
You didn't contract AIDS from a taint-ed blood trans-fusion... You got it from me, which I contracted from Asian ladyboys on my business trips to Malaysia.
WHAT??? YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! Well, I guess the only consolation is I know you'll soon be dying an agonizing death like I did.
