It feels GREAT to be back in civilization, Pete! How 'bout I buy you a beer at that tavern over there as a thank you for rescuing me?
Nah, I'll pass...
Why?
For starters, your hair smells like shit!
I would wash it, but I don't have shampoo... But, even if I had shampoo, I couldn't wash it because I don't have arms! Thank God I'm able to masturbate with my feet!
