Meanwhile, back at the robotic frozen yogurt kiosk...
Is your frozen yogurt made with all-natural ingredients?
Yes!
Robot spooge wouldn't happen to be one of your so-called all-natural ingredients, would it?
Of course, it is!
Is it possible, though, for you to whip me up a large cup of mint chocolate chip sans the robot spooge?
It's possible, but your froyo will taste like shit... You see, the robot spooge acts like an alcali to neutralize the robot stool I mix in to give the froyo texture!
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