That was me... I put on way too much after shave and then tried lighting a cigaretted with an open flame on the stove and UP I WENT!!!
Fortunately, I was able to drop-and-roll the fire out before it did any real damage to me!
But... You have no skin!
Oh, I lost that at work last week... I mistakenly jumped into a vat of acid thinking someone had installed a brand new jacuzzi in the middle of the warehouse.
