I was calling because there is a hold associated with my name that is preventing me from getting my college transcripts.
Hmm....let's see. Yes. It's an admissions hold. We don't have your high school transcripts.
Umm, I graduated from college a few years ago.
Doesn't matter. We cannot release your college transcripts until you provide your high school ones.
I really wish this was just the delusions of someone who spends way to much time writing comics, but its all tragically true with near exact quotes. Ah, academia how I miss ye.
Didn't you have them already. I mean, didn't you require them at the time of admission.
Mr....uh....Ranger, if we waited for people to submit their high school transcripts, no one would get admitted.
