Hello. Iva Biggin, your friendly legal advocate here and it's time for "True Tales of Crime and Justice!" Today, a little prankster learns that you don't fool with the law....
Ma'am....I know it's late but instead of going out and drinking I thought I'd bake cookies instead and give them to the neighbors.
*ACK!*
Yahoo (via Reuters) Feb 6, 2005
The elderly woman sued for distress and was awarded $900. The lesson here is quite obvious: "Don't mess with old people, forget the cookies, and have a beer!"
Come on, birdie! I need HDTV to watch my 'Matlock' reruns and there's a HOT cup of coffee at McDonald's with my name on it.
