It's true officer I swear. My husband died in that fiery car crash. He's burned alll beyond recognition.
Yeah. Ok....there are no skid marks on the scene. The body, although burned, matches that of a 81-year old women whose corpse was stolen recently....
AP (via AOL news) May 7th, 2005
....AND it seems like your "new" boyfriend looks alot like your 'dead' husband. Add to that a $110,000 life insurance policy payout you will receive....Your thoughts?
(Thanks to Ivy 'CurvyLaserDangerGirl" theplant!)
Umm...wanna fuck?
Y'know if you keep this up they MIGHT let you do a cameo on SNL.
