Ok, now Helena is pissed at me for not lying about wanting to have sex with her after telling her that my wife is mad at me for thinking that I did.....which I don't. Follow all that?
Like, Nope.
Maybe I should become a monk.
Uh...no. Have you seen the monks around here? They get more pussy than the Humane Society. You just need to relax and go somewhere with, like, conversation, entertainment and camaraderie.
In your own unique way, you're inviting me to the strip club aren't you?
It's OUR duty to, like, support the arts, my demonic lawyer friend.
