You know I'd really like to take martial arts lessons from you, but how do I know that all that stuff I see in movies about monks isn't fake?
Well consider this: I just did a soft spin kick into your abdomen. It will hurt severly in about 30 seconds. I also ate the bologna out of your sandwich.
Ow.
I grabbed $20 out of your wallet for the trial lesson. Should I even ask why you're carrying around a picture of Condolezza Rice?
